Pen in your coffee? I bet you didn't expect that!
You've found the internet's only dating service exclusively designed to match writing implements with hot beverages.
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If you thought this website had anything to do with a penis or penises you need to get your head out of the gutter! This site is strictly for pens and coffee meeting up and having a good time.
This is the only online dating site that helps pair lonely writing implements with warm homes where they can rest and recover. Pens love living inside of coffee. This was always destined.
Snapshots in Time - See the website as it was in the past!
2001
March 2004
March 2004
See the page as it was in 2001. Scott Lindell is Man of the Year
March 2004
March 2004
March 2004
Around the time the first snippet of "My Shoe is In Your Aaron" Came out
My Shoe is in Your Aaron
Sometime in 2002 we accidentally had a lot of website traffic. Nic had severe unmedicated ADHD and kinda lost track of the site. Aaron bet Nic that we could never get back up to 1,000 unique site visits in a day. Nic bet Aaron that we could and that if we did, Aaron would have to eat his own shoe. Nic won. Aaron ate his (dad's) shoe.
My Pen Is In Your Coffee
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